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! [[File:Comdom.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br/>[[Captain]] | ! [[File:Comdom.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br/>[[Captain]] | ||
| Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station. | | <s>Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station.</s> Walk around in space armor and shoot people with the antique laser gun. | ||
! | ! Depends on the situation | ||
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! [[File:HeadOfPersonnel.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br/>[[Head of Personnel]] | ! [[File:HeadOfPersonnel.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br/>[[Head of Personnel]] | ||
| Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers. | | <s>Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers.</s> Never give a flying fuck about anyone, give yourself all access. | ||
! Hard | ! Hard | ||
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! [[File:generichos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br/>[[Head of Security]] | ! [[File:generichos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br/>[[Head of Security]] | ||
| Make sure your officers apply [[Space Law]] and not act as THE LAW. | | <s>Make sure your officers apply [[Space Law]] and not act as THE LAW.</s> Give out executions and loyalty implants like candy, kill everyone to stop the antags. | ||
! Very Hard | ! Very Hard | ||
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! [[File:Genericce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br/>[[Chief Engineer]] | ! [[File:Genericce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br/>[[Chief Engineer]] | ||
| Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists. | | <s>Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists.</s> Release the singularity, let the Supermatter explode, fuck up atmos so bad it derives the station of oxygen. | ||
! Hard | ! Hard | ||
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! [[File:genericrd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br/>[[Research Director]] | ! [[File:genericrd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br/>[[Research Director]] | ||
| Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards. | | <s>Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards.</s> Commit epic acts of douchebaggery with telescience, start a slimeageddon. | ||
! Medium | ! Medium | ||
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! [[File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br/>[[Chief Medical Officer]] | ! [[File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br/>[[Chief Medical Officer]] | ||
| Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department. | | <s>Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department.</s> Disconnect at roundstart because CMO fucking sucks. | ||
! Hard | ! Hard | ||
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! [[File:NanoRep.png|link=NanoTrasen Representative]]<br/>[[NanoTrasen Representative]] | ! [[File:NanoRep.png|link=NanoTrasen Representative]]<br/>[[NanoTrasen Representative]] | ||
| Be the word of god without it's power. | | <s>Be the word of god without it's power.</s> Go AFK on the bridge since '''everyone''' ignores you. | ||
! Medium | ! Medium | ||
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! [[File:NTRECRUIT.png|64px|link=NanoTrasen Recruiter]]<br/>[[NanoTrasen Recruiter]] | ! [[File:NTRECRUIT.png|64px|link=NanoTrasen Recruiter]]<br/>[[NanoTrasen Recruiter]] | ||
| Recruit civilians to join the NanoTrasen Corporation. | | <s>Recruit civilians to join the NanoTrasen Corporation.</s> Give yourself all access and become super security. | ||
! Medium | ! Medium | ||
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! [[File:Ambassador.gif|64px|link=Ambassador]]<br/>[[Ambassador]] | ! [[File:Ambassador.gif|64px|link=Ambassador]]<br/>[[Ambassador]] | ||
| Represent your race aboard the NCS Cyberiad. | | <s>Represent your race aboard the NCS Cyberiad.</s> Is this ever gonna get added? | ||
! Medium | ! Medium | ||
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! [[File:magistrate.png|64px|link=Magistrate]]<br/>[[Magistrate|Magistrate]] | ! [[File:magistrate.png|64px|link=Magistrate]]<br/>[[Magistrate|Magistrate]] | ||
| Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are [[Space Law]]. | | <s>Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are [[Space Law]].</s> Be cancerous when security isn't shit. | ||
! Very Hard | ! Very Hard | ||
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! [[File:Blueshield.png|link=Blueshield Officer]]<br/>[[Blueshield Officer]] | ! [[File:Blueshield.png|link=Blueshield Officer]]<br/>[[Blueshield Officer]] | ||
| Guard '''any''' Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc. | | <s>Guard '''any''' Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc.</s> Never guard the Heads of Staff, become super-security. | ||
! Hard | ! Hard | ||
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Revision as of 00:28, 11 October 2014
This wiki contains many references, jokes, sarcasm and what not. Please do not follow it entirely. Take everything with a grain of salt. Make sure what you are about to do respects the rules of Paradise and Sigurd first.
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Your job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the space station, NCS Cyberiad. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what your duties are as a member of the crew. From roaming around as a lowly civilian, grilling up burgers for crew as a chef, battling in life and death situations as an agent of the Syndicate, there is always duty to attend to.
Due to NanoTrasen's new equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.
Note: Since roleplaying is somewhat essential for playing in Paradise and Sigurd, it's recommended that you read this crash course in roleplaying, and about the clone memory disorder if you happen to die and be cloned.
Station Command
Job | Role | Difficulty |
File:Comdom.png Captain |
Depends on the situation | |
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Head of Personnel |
Hard | |
File:Generichos.png Head of Security |
Very Hard | |
Chief Engineer |
Hard | |
Research Director |
Medium | |
File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png Chief Medical Officer |
Hard |
Central Command Staff
Job | Role | Difficulty |
NanoTrasen Representative |
Medium | |
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NanoTrasen Recruiter |
Medium | |
Ambassador |
Medium | |
Magistrate |
Very Hard | |
Blueshield Officer |
Hard |
Law and Order
Job | Role | Difficulty |
Warden |
Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within, Manage Armoury Inventory | Medium |
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Security Officer |
Apply Space Law. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians. | Hard |
Security Pod Pilot |
Pilot the Armed Security Pod, hunt down space fugitives, get lost. | Medium |
Detective |
Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated. | Hard |
Internal Affairs |
Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command. | Easy |
Brig Physician |
Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the Psychologist. | Medium |
Customs Officer |
Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork. | Easy |
Engineering
Job | Role | Difficulty |
File:StationEngineer.png Station Engineer |
Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics. | Medium |
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Mechanic |
Make and maintain Station vehicles. | Easy |
Atmospheric Technician |
Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks. | Medium |
Medical
Job | Role | Difficulty |
Medical Doctor |
Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence. | Medium |
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Paramedic |
Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical. | Medium |
Chemist |
Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryogenics. | Medium |
Geneticist |
Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations. | Hard |
Virologist |
Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly. | Hard |
Psychologist |
Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown. | Easy |
Research
Job | Role | Difficulty |
Scientist |
Research new technology, create explosives, experiment with teleportation or discover ancient treasures. | Medium |
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File:Generic robo.png Roboticist |
Create cyborg and mechs for the crew to enjoy. | Medium |
File:Genericxenobio.png Xenobiologist |
Breed new types of slimes with unique abilities. | Medium |
Civilian
Cargo and Supply
Job | Role | Difficulty |
Quartermaster |
Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security. | Medium |
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Cargo Technician |
Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked. | Easy |
Shaft Miner |
Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering. | Easy |
Service
Job | Role | Difficulty |
Janitor |
Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt. | Easy |
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Chef |
Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy. | Easy |
Bartender |
Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun. | Easy |
Botanist |
Grow plants for the Chef and station. | Easy |
Barber |
Give the station haircuts when they need it the least. | Easy |
Miscellaneous
Job | Role | Difficulty |
Civilian |
Visit the station. Meet the NanoTrasen Recruiter to get a job. | Easy |
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Clown |
Honk! | Honk! |
Mime |
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Chaplain |
Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires. | Easy |
Librarian |
Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain. | Easy |
Non-Human
Job | Role | Difficulty |
AI |
Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7. | Extreme |
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Cyborg |
Follow your lawset. Assist the station. | Hard |
File:PAI.png Personal AI |
Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. | Easy |
File:Corgi Ian.png Ian |
A god that has been reincarnated into a corgi. | Easy |
Ghost |
Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Rant. | Dead |
Mouse |
Observe the round and squeak. Actually act like a mouse. | Boring |
File:GuardSpider.png Spider |
Turn the station into a gigantic spider web and annihilate the crew. | Easy |
File:SpaceCarp.gif Space Carp |
An extremely hostile four-eyed gigantic pink carp. | Easy |
Construct |
Serve your new master. | Medium |
Antagonists
Job | Role | Difficulty |
File:Traitor.png Traitor |
Complete your objectives. Die an honourable death. | Hard |
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File:ChangelingLarge.gif Changeling |
Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone. | Hard |
Nuclear Agent |
Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb. | Very Hard |
Xenomorph |
Grow. Spread. Repopulate. | Hard |
Wizard |
Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order. | Hard |
Cultist |
Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space. | Hard |
Vampire |
Complete your objectives. Drink blood. | Medium |
Vox Raider |
Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. | Hard |
File:Brainslug.jpg Cortical Borer |
Survive. Climb into people's ears. | Hard |
File:Blob guide1.png Blob |
Expand, overtake the station, get nuked. | Hard |
File:Statue.png Statue |
Be a statue, look smashing. | Very Hard |
Special
Job | Role | Difficulty |
Honk Squad |
Station lacks HONKs! Provide the station with HONKS! | Hard |
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Emergency Response Team |
Respond to the emergency. Protect the crew. | Hard |
Death Commando |
Eliminate the threat to the station by any means. | Medium |
Space Ninja |
Complete your objectives, that may include either protecting the crew, or killing them. | Hard |