Jobs

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Your job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the space station, NCS Cyberiad. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what your duties are as a member of the crew. From roaming around as a lowly civilian, grilling up burgers for crew as a chef, battling in life and death situations as an agent of the Syndicate, there is always duty to attend to.

Due to NanoTrasen's new equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Note: Since roleplaying is somewhat essential for playing in Paradise and Sigurd, it's recommended that you read this crash course in roleplaying, and about the clone memory disorder if you happen to die and be cloned.

Station Command

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:Comdom.png Captain	Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station. Walk around in space armor and shoot people with the antique laser gun. Get murdered in the maintenance tunnels by a civilian.	Depends on the situation
Head of Personnel	Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers. Never give a flying fuck about anyone, give yourself all access. Drive people to suicide with your paperwork.	Hard
File:Generichos.png Head of Security	Make sure your officers apply Space Law and not act as THE LAW. Give out executions and loyalty implants like candy, kill everyone to stop the antags.	Very Hard
Chief Engineer	Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists. Release the singularity, let the Supermatter explode, fuck up atmos so bad it derives the station of oxygen.	Hard
Research Director	Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards. Commit epic acts of douchebaggery with telescience, start a slimeageddon. Never research anything.	Medium
File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png Chief Medical Officer	Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department. Disconnect at roundstart because CMO fucking sucks.	Hard

Central Command Staff

Job	Role	Difficulty
NanoTrasen Representative	Be the word of god without it's power. Go AFK on the bridge since everyone ignores you.	Medium
NanoTrasen Recruiter	Recruit civilians to join the NanoTrasen Corporation. Give yourself all access and become super security.	Medium
Ambassador	Represent your race aboard the NCS Cyberiad. Is this ever gonna get added?	Medium
Magistrate	Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are Space Law. Be cancerous when security isn't shit.	Very Hard
Blueshield Officer	Guard any Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc. Never guard the Heads of Staff, become super-security.	Hard

Law and Order

Job	Role	Difficulty
Warden	Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within, Manage Armoury Inventory. Never manage anything, ERP with the Head of Security.	Medium
Security Officer	Apply Space Law. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians. Apply baton to everyone's forehead, stab random people with lethal injection syringes.	Hard
Security Pod Pilot	Pilot the Armed Security Pod, hunt down space fugitives, get lost. Meta the Syndicates and Xenos.	Medium
Detective	Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated. Be the maintenance dwelling sharpshooter. Never ever use your scanner.	Hard
Internal Affairs	Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command. Commit suicide when you realize no one will EVER listen to you.	Easy
Brig Physician	Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the Psychologist. Be the battle medic security needs! Refuse to heal anyone.	Medium
Customs Officer	Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork. Bolt arrivals down during radbelt events. Go SSD when people rather slide through the x-ray machine than to interact with you.	Easy

Engineering

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:StationEngineer.png Station Engineer	Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Leave the PA on, let the Supermatter explode, never fix anything.	Medium
Mechanic	Make and maintain Station vehicles. Build a pod and explore space. Get lost, run out of oxygen and suffocate miles away from the station. Never fix other pods.	Easy
Atmospheric Technician	Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks. Realize you have no idea what all those pipes do. Never be actually around when you're needed.	Medium

Medical

Job	Role	Difficulty
Medical Doctor	Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence. Never set up cryo. Put people into sleepers forever. Accidentally kill the patient you're performing surgery on.	Medium
Paramedic	Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical. Drive around the station on your pussy wagon, never rescue anyone.	Medium
Chemist	Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryogenics. Never make anything useful. Spend the whole round making space drugs, chloral hydrate and space lube.	Medium
Geneticist	Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations. Create an army of retarded swearing clones. Accidentally give yourself crippling disabilities. Never clone anyone.	Hard
Virologist	Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly. Get killed by the virus you made yourself. Never cure anything.	Hard
Psychologist	Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown. Go insane yourself and get put into your own straight jacket.	Easy

Research

Job	Role	Difficulty
Scientist	Research new technology, create explosives, experiment with teleportation or discover ancient treasures. Kill yourself in ways not even an antag could. Blow up toxins, bring back plasma-creating artifacts to the station, teleport in monsters. Never do any research.	Medium
File:Generic robo.png Roboticist	Create cyborgs and mechs for the crew to enjoy. Refuse to upgrade cyborg batteries. Try to build a new AI in your lab. Break into R&D to research your own mech boards.	Medium
File:Genericxenobio.png Xenobiologist	Breed new types of slimes with unique abilities. Either release the slimes 10 minutes into the round or breed gold slimes only for the sole purpose of griefing the shuttle.	Medium

Civilian

Cargo and Supply

Job	Role	Difficulty
Quartermaster	Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security. Approve people's orders then conveniently forget about them. Order pizzas, mafia crates, corgis and guns only. Declare Cargonia's independence then get beaten violently by security officers.	Medium
Cargo Technician	Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked. Never listen to your boss. Order yourself insulated gloves when he's looking away.	Easy
Shaft Miner	Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering. Whine constantly for a Ripley, then go SSD on the asteroid.	Easy

Service

Job	Role	Difficulty
Janitor	Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt. Refuse to use space cleaner. Slip everyone. Cry when your boots and buckets get stolen.	Easy
Chef	Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy. Try to steal and process all station pets. Create such culinary masterpieces like "deep fried grilled emergency oxygen tank cereal".	Easy
Bartender	Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun. Get your Booze-o-Mat stolen instantly. Get abducted and processed into meat by the chef. Die protecting Pun Pun.	Easy
Botanist	Grow plants for the Chef and station. Grow ambrosia and nymphs only. Spray diona in the face with Plant-b-Gone.	Easy
Barber	Give the station haircuts when they need it the least. Run around and try to shave people with the electric razor. Be absolutely and utterly useless.	Easy

Miscellaneous

Job	Role	Difficulty
Civilian	Visit the station. Meet the NanoTrasen Recruiter to get a job. Grief everyone, ruin everything.	Easy
Clown	Honk!	Honk!
Mime	-	...
Chaplain	Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires. Praise the Emperor. Never be around when you're needed.	Easy
Librarian	Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain. Go SSD at round start, read Woody got Wood over the comms, create slandering news feeds.	Easy

Non-Human

Job	Role	Difficulty
AI	Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7. Actively try to find holes in your laws to murder everyone. Convince the newbie captain to upload Antimov.	Extreme
Cyborg	Follow your lawset. Assist the station. Pick service module and distribute DOSH to everyone.	Hard
File:PAI.png Personal AI	Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Be annoying. Get spaced. Wipe yourself when no one listens to you. Fail to download the Universal Translator and wonder why you don't understand anyone.	Easy
File:Corgi Ian.png Ian	A god that has been reincarnated into a corgi. Be the corgi the station needs, but doesn't deserve. Get murdered by clueless greyshirts.	Easy
Ghost	Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Rant. Ridicule people in deadchat constantly. Accidentally meta the antagonists in OOC. Never stop spinning chairs.	Dead
Mouse	Observe the round and squeak. Actually act like a mouse.	Boring
File:GuardSpider.png Spider	Turn the station into a gigantic spider web and annihilate the crew.	Easy
File:SpaceCarp.gif Space Carp	An extremely hostile four-eyed gigantic pink carp.	Easy
Construct	Serve your new master. Kill the cultist that made you a construct, beat the living shit out of cargo before anyone knows what the fuck just happened.	Medium

Antagonists

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:Traitor.png Traitor	Complete your objectives. Die an honourable death. Be discovered the instant you try to accomplish your objective. Rat out other traitors in exchange for your life.	Hard
File:ChangelingLarge.gif Changeling	Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone. Break into genetics and consume humanized monkeys. Death sting people randomly.	Hard
Nuclear Agent	Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb. Forget to bring magboots, pinpointers and gas masks, get discovered the instant you go near the station. Forget about the disk and just shoot people with your pewpew gun. Get robusted by a random civilian.	Very Hard
Xenomorph	Grow. Spread. Repopulate. Get your cover blown by the alien AI 5 minutes into the round.	Hard
Wizard	Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order. EI NATH people. Turn everyone into mice and monkeys. Get your staff stolen and turned against you.	Hard
Cultist	Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space. Get to be what all chaplains aspire to be. Get your skull caved in by the null rod.	Hard
Vampire	Complete your objectives. Drink blood. Try to be a peaceful vampire, get violently beaten by security nevertheless.	Medium
Vox Raider	Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. Don't follow the Inviolate. Murder everyone who gets in your way.	Hard
File:Brainslug.jpg Cortical Borer	Survive. Climb into people's ears. Make your host into Space Hulk. Whisper lewd things into his ears.	Hard
File:Blob guide1.png Blob	Expand, overtake the station, get nuked. Burst in the hallways. Get welderrushed.	Hard
File:Statue.png Statue	Be a statue, look smashing. Brutally murder everyone.	Very Hard

Special

Job	Role	Difficulty
Emergency Response Team	Respond to the emergency. Protect the crew. Never fix the situation, kill crewmembers at random, act like Blackwater.	Nigh Impossible
Death Commando	Eliminate the threat to the station by any means. Shoot your fellow squadmembers in the back. Fail to fix the problem despite being equipped so well.	Medium
Space Ninja	Complete your objectives, that may include either protecting the crew, or killing them. Whine in deadchat to be spawned as a ninja. Spawn as one, then instantly get discovered and beaten to a pulp in a hallway.	Hard
Honk Squad	Station lacks HONKs! Provide the station with HONKS!	HONK