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Your job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the space station, NCS Cyberiad. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what your duties are as a member of the crew. From roaming around as a lowly civilian, grilling up burgers for crew as a chef, battling in life and death situations as an agent of the Syndicate, there is always duty to attend to.

Due to NanoTrasen's new equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Station Command

Job Role Difficulty
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Captain
Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station. Walk around in space armor and shoot people with the antique laser gun. Depends on the situation
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Head of Personnel
Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers. Never give a flying fuck about anyone, give yourself all access. Hard
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Head of Security
Make sure your officers apply Space Law and not act as THE LAW. Give out executions and loyalty implants like candy, kill everyone to stop the antags. Very Hard
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Chief Engineer
Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists. Release the singularity, let the Supermatter explode, fuck up atmos so bad it derives the station of oxygen. Hard
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Research Director
Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards. Commit epic acts of douchebaggery with telescience, start a slimeageddon. Medium
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Chief Medical Officer
Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department. Disconnect at roundstart because CMO fucking sucks. Hard

Central Command Staff

Job Role Difficulty
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NanoTrasen Representative
Be the word of god without it's power. Go AFK on the bridge since everyone ignores you. Medium
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NanoTrasen Recruiter
Recruit civilians to join the NanoTrasen Corporation. Give yourself all access and become super security. Medium
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Ambassador
Represent your race aboard the NCS Cyberiad. Is this ever gonna get added? Medium
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Magistrate
Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are Space Law. Be cancerous when security isn't shit. Very Hard
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Blueshield Officer
Guard any Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc. Never guard the Heads of Staff, become super-security. Hard

Law and Order

Job Role Difficulty
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Warden
Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within, Manage Armoury Inventory. Never manage anything, ERP with the Head of Security. Medium
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Security Officer
Apply Space Law. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians. Apply baton to everyone's forehead, stab random people with lethal injection syringes. Hard
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Security Pod Pilot
Pilot the Armed Security Pod, hunt down space fugitives, get lost. Meta the Syndicates and Xenos. Medium
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Detective
Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated. Be the maintenance dwelling sharpshooter. Hard
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Internal Affairs
Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command. Kill the Warden and take his ID. Easy
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Brig Physician
Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the Psychologist. Be the battle medic security needs! Medium
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Customs Officer
Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork. Bolt arrivals down during radbelt events. Easy

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
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Station Engineer
Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Medium
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Mechanic
Make and maintain Station vehicles. Easy
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Atmospheric Technician
Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks. Medium

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Medical Doctor
Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence. Medium
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Paramedic
Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical. Medium
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Chemist
Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryogenics. Medium
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Geneticist
Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations. Hard
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Virologist
Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly. Hard
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Psychologist
Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown. Easy

Research

Job Role Difficulty
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Scientist
Research new technology, create explosives, experiment with teleportation or discover ancient treasures. Medium
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Roboticist
Create cyborg and mechs for the crew to enjoy. Medium
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Xenobiologist
Breed new types of slimes with unique abilities. Medium

Civilian

Cargo and Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster
Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security. Medium
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Cargo Technician
Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked. Easy
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Shaft Miner
Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering. Easy

Service

Job Role Difficulty
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Janitor
Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt. Easy
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Chef
Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy. Easy
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Bartender
Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun. Easy
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Botanist
Grow plants for the Chef and station. Easy
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Barber
Give the station haircuts when they need it the least. Easy

Miscellaneous

Job Role Difficulty
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Civilian
Visit the station. Meet the NanoTrasen Recruiter to get a job. Easy
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Clown
Honk! Honk!
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Mime
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Chaplain
Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires. Easy
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Librarian
Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain. Easy

Non-Human

Job Role Difficulty
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AI
Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7. Extreme
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Cyborg
Follow your lawset. Assist the station. Hard
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Personal AI
Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Easy
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Ian
A god that has been reincarnated into a corgi. Easy
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Ghost
Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Rant. Dead
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Mouse
Observe the round and squeak. Actually act like a mouse. Boring
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Spider
Turn the station into a gigantic spider web and annihilate the crew. Easy
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Space Carp
An extremely hostile four-eyed gigantic pink carp. Easy
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Construct
Serve your new master. Medium

Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Traitor
Complete your objectives. Die an honourable death. Hard
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Changeling
Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone. Hard
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Nuclear Agent
Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb. Very Hard
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Xenomorph
Grow. Spread. Repopulate. Hard
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Wizard
Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order. Hard
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Cultist
Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space. Hard
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Vampire
Complete your objectives. Drink blood. Medium
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Vox Raider
Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. Hard
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Cortical Borer
Survive. Climb into people's ears. Hard
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Blob
Expand, overtake the station, get nuked. Hard
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Statue
Be a statue, look smashing. Very Hard

Special

Job Role Difficulty
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Honk Squad
Station lacks HONKs! Provide the station with HONKS! Hard
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Emergency Response Team
Respond to the emergency. Protect the crew. Never fix the situation, kill crewmembers at random, act like Blackwater. Hard
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Death Commando
Eliminate the threat to the station by any means. Medium
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Space Ninja
Complete your objectives, that may include either protecting the crew, or killing them. Hard