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! Airlock <br> [[File:Airlock.gif|64px]] {{Anchor|Airlock}}
! {{Anchor|Airlock}} Airlock <br> [[File:Airlock_Cmagged.gif|64px]]  
| style="text-align:left;"|Inverts the airlock's access, allowing you in if you don't have proper access and denying you entry if you do. Disables remote access by silicons and door remotes. Crew without ID are denied entry at all times.
| style="text-align:left;"|Inverts the airlock's access, allowing you in if you don't have proper access and denying you entry if you do. Disables remote access by silicons and door remotes. Crew without ID are denied entry at all times.
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! Windoor <br> [[File:Windoor.png]] {{Anchor|Windoor}}
! {{Anchor|Windoor}} Windoor <br> [[File:Windoor.png]]  
| Inverts access, with all the same conditions as airlocks.
| Inverts access, with all the same conditions as airlocks.
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! Plant Data Disk <br> [[File:NuclearDisk.gif|64px]] {{Anchor|Plant Data Disk}}
! {{Anchor|Plant Data Disk}} Plant Data Disk <br> [[File:NuclearDisk.gif|64px]]  
| style="text-align:left;"|Alters the plant disk's sprite, name, and description to that of the Nuclear Authentication Disk, making the two virtually indistinguishable. Be careful: If the [[Captain]] or a [[Nuclear Operative]] examines the phony disk closely, they'll realize it's a fake!
| style="text-align:left;"|Alters the plant disk's sprite, name, and description to that of the Nuclear Authentication Disk, making the two virtually indistinguishable. Be careful: If the [[Captain]] or a [[Nuclear Operative]] examines the phony disk closely, they'll realize it's a fake!
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! Cloning Pod<br>[[File:Clone.gif]] {{Anchor|Cloning Pod}}
! {{Anchor|Cloning Pod}} Cloning Pod<br>[[File:Clone.gif]]  
| Causes anyone who is cloned to emerge with the comic and clumsy disabilities. The disabilities are "sticky" and can't be removed with mutadone; Genetics is the only way to return to normal.
| Causes anyone who is cloned to emerge with the comic and clumsy disabilities. The disabilities are "sticky" and can't be removed with mutadone; Genetics is the only way to return to normal.
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! Crewsimov Upload Module <br>[[File:GreenAICircuitboard.png]] {{Anchor|Pranksimov Upload Module}}
! {{Anchor|Pranksimov Upload Module}} Crewsimov Upload Module <br>[[File:GreenAICircuitboard.png]]  
| '''Permanently''' reconfigures the module to Pranksimov.
| '''Permanently''' reconfigures the module to Pranksimov.
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! Clown Recorder <br>[[File:Clownrecorder.png|64px]] {{Anchor|Clown Recorder}}
! {{Anchor|Clown Recorder}} Clown Recorder <br>[[File:Clownrecorder.png|64px]]  
| Lowers the recorder's cooldown.
| Lowers the recorder's cooldown.
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! Megaphone <br> [[File:Megaphone.png]] {{Anchor|Megaphone}}
! {{Anchor|Megaphone}} Megaphone <br> [[File:Megaphone.png]]  
| Forces the user to say one of several humorous phrases, regardless of what they type when using it. Also makes the megaphone honk.
| Forces the user to say one of several humorous phrases, regardless of what they type when using it. Also makes the megaphone honk.
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! ATM <br> [[File:ATM.png]] {{Anchor|ATM}}
! {{Anchor|ATM}} ATM <br> [[File:ATM.png]]  
| Announces the account number and PIN of those who use it.
| Announces the account number and PIN of those who use it.
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! Pizza Bomb <br> [[File:PizzaBomb.gif]] {{Anchor|Pizza Bomb}}
! {{Anchor|Pizza Bomb}} Pizza Bomb <br> [[File:PizzaBomb.gif]]  
| Upon being opened, the bomb emits a sound, saying "Pizza time".
| Upon being opened, the bomb emits a sound, saying "Pizza time".
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! {{Anchor|Honkbot}} Honkbot <br> [[File:Honkbot.png]]
| Acts like a [[Security_Items#Equipment|Securitron]], loudly air horning crew and arresting them with twimsts cuffs.
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! {{Anchor|Grenade}} Grenade <br> [[File:Grenade.png]]
| Boomerangs the grenade back to the user.
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Latest revision as of 10:44, 19 July 2024

Antagonist


The Jestographic Sequencer, better known as the CMAG, is a strange ID card coated in a slurry of electromagnetically active bananium. By smearing a cmag on various objects, you can subvert their usual behavior in strange, humorous ways. Unlike the Cryptographic Sequencer, most cmaggable objects can be restored to working order by cleaning off the bananium ooze with soap or a mop.

Cmaggable Objects

Many objects across the station have certain reactions from being cmagged that aren't extraordinarily obvious! This lists purpose is to reveal every reaction that can be had from emagging an object.

Item Description
Airlock
Airlock Cmagged.gif
Inverts the airlock's access, allowing you in if you don't have proper access and denying you entry if you do. Disables remote access by silicons and door remotes. Crew without ID are denied entry at all times.
Windoor
Windoor.png
Inverts access, with all the same conditions as airlocks.
Plant Data Disk
NuclearDisk.gif
Alters the plant disk's sprite, name, and description to that of the Nuclear Authentication Disk, making the two virtually indistinguishable. Be careful: If the Captain or a Nuclear Operative examines the phony disk closely, they'll realize it's a fake!
Cloning Pod
Clone.gif
Causes anyone who is cloned to emerge with the comic and clumsy disabilities. The disabilities are "sticky" and can't be removed with mutadone; Genetics is the only way to return to normal.
Crewsimov Upload Module
GreenAICircuitboard.png
Permanently reconfigures the module to Pranksimov.
Clown Recorder
Clownrecorder.png
Lowers the recorder's cooldown.
Megaphone
Megaphone.png
Forces the user to say one of several humorous phrases, regardless of what they type when using it. Also makes the megaphone honk.
ATM
ATM.png
Announces the account number and PIN of those who use it.
Pizza Bomb
PizzaBomb.gif
Upon being opened, the bomb emits a sound, saying "Pizza time".
Honkbot
Honkbot.png
Acts like a Securitron, loudly air horning crew and arresting them with twimsts cuffs.
Grenade
Grenade.png
Boomerangs the grenade back to the user.