Difference between revisions of "Clown"
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|jobtitle = Clown | |jobtitle = Clown | ||
|access = Clown/Mime Office | |access = Clown/Mime Office. | ||
|difficulty = Very Easy | |difficulty = Very Easy | ||
|superior = [[ | |superior = [[Head of Personnel]] | ||
|duties = Honk. Play pranks. Become the security team's exclusive punching bag. | |duties = Honk. Play pranks. Become the security team's exclusive punching bag. | ||
|guides = No external guides. | |guides = No external guides. | ||
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==Equipment== | |||
Banana Peel - Used to slip people for !!FUN!!. May lead to your skull being crushed by an angry mob. | |||
Banana Seeds - Pester Botany to grow you a damn Banana Palm for more bananas | |||
PDA - Comes with a Honkworks cartridge that allows you to send a PDA virus that will make it Honk at every action taken on the infected PDA. Also tends to be slippery. Comes with a Honk synthesizer in case they confiscate the Bike Horn. | |||
Bike Horn - HONK! | |||
Fake Sunflower - Use to spray water or POLITRINIC ACID in a crew members face (can store up to 10 u of any chemical) | |||
Crayons - To show Security how much you love them. (Do not shove them up your nose or eat them) | |||
Remember, you are here to entertain people , make them laugh at stupidly pointless pranks and behavior , not slip them on space lube into a open airlock to space. | |||
==Traitoring== | |||
Usually traitoring as a clown may be difficult as keeping away from ending up in a cell in the bridge is impossible as you are required to do pranks that may lead you to jail time and eventually revealing your antagonic side due to possible contraband, high risk items that came into your possesion or witnesses that saw you. However your equipment is great at capturing people and sometimes people may look the other way while you are dragging someone away taking it as a joke. Your Fake Sunflower may also help at creating slippery floors or melting off faces (up to you). | |||
Revision as of 18:15, 14 June 2014
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Clown
Superiors: Head of Personnel
Difficulty: Very Easy
Guides: No external guides.
Access: Clown/Mime Office.
Duties: Honk. Play pranks. Become the security team's exclusive punching bag.
Equipment
Banana Peel - Used to slip people for !!FUN!!. May lead to your skull being crushed by an angry mob. Banana Seeds - Pester Botany to grow you a damn Banana Palm for more bananas PDA - Comes with a Honkworks cartridge that allows you to send a PDA virus that will make it Honk at every action taken on the infected PDA. Also tends to be slippery. Comes with a Honk synthesizer in case they confiscate the Bike Horn. Bike Horn - HONK! Fake Sunflower - Use to spray water or POLITRINIC ACID in a crew members face (can store up to 10 u of any chemical) Crayons - To show Security how much you love them. (Do not shove them up your nose or eat them)
Remember, you are here to entertain people , make them laugh at stupidly pointless pranks and behavior , not slip them on space lube into a open airlock to space.
Traitoring
Usually traitoring as a clown may be difficult as keeping away from ending up in a cell in the bridge is impossible as you are required to do pranks that may lead you to jail time and eventually revealing your antagonic side due to possible contraband, high risk items that came into your possesion or witnesses that saw you. However your equipment is great at capturing people and sometimes people may look the other way while you are dragging someone away taking it as a joke. Your Fake Sunflower may also help at creating slippery floors or melting off faces (up to you).