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CIVILIAN
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Barber
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Barber
Superiors: Head of Personnel
Difficulty: Easy
Guides: none
Access: Maintenance
Duties: Give people haircuts.
Through the Captain's temptation, the heads' seduction, the station freed, the objectives fulfilled. If you have pity mourn the loss, but let the weeping cease. Hail savior, Barberian, George Melons. Your people look to you for protection. Antagonists and griefers great and small still threaten the people of Tau Ceti Beta. Enemies and evils abound yet indomitable will might rid Cyberiad of all its enemies. Come, take this spear from the hand of God.
Equipment
- Razor: Your tool of the trade, use this to give people rad 'dos.
- Bear pelt hat: Hacked hat vending machines are where you will find your traditional Barberian garb.
- Spear: For being a mighty warrior, protecting your homeland from invaders.