Clown
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Clown
Superiors: Head of Personnel, The Honkmother
Difficulty: HONK (Easy-Hard)
Guides: Standard Operating Procedure
Access: Clown Office
Duties: Honk. Play pranks. Entertain the crew. Become the Security's exclusive punching bag. Pester the roboticist for a HONK mech.
The Clown is... Well... considered as the funny person in NSS Cyberiad! Their purpose is rather simple to think, but hard to do in reality, they usually make funny jokes or unique puns to lowly assistants at the bar, play pranks with a security officer during level green, look goofy and play dumb to be funny as a result, as the best of all... HONK until their shift ends and made the crew laugh. Remember, the Honkmother is watching you, and hoping to be the HONKmaster of the station!
In short, their job is to goof off with people sometimes. You can be serious during troubles, but you can hope to entertain or inspire the crowd.
License to HONK (Required Knowledge)
Unless if you're an antagonist, just because you're a clown, doesn't mean you can be a dick when pranking other people. Ruining someone's day as a non-antag violates Rule # 1 OOCly, so there's a chance you might get robusted, jobbanned or worst.
When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, incapacitating, etc.)?"
If yes: don't do it. You'll probably get robusted, arrested and probably banned.
If no: you're probably fine.
Pranks
This is where the bad clowns are separated from the real ones! Pranks can range from anything from harmless honks to the head to throwing random banana peels (usually people hate you for this most of all) all over the hallways, or even spamming prayers to the Honkmother for a H.O.N.K.-mech because those assholes don't have bananium so they could make you one.
If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew:
- Tell bad jokes and puns nonstop
- Hold two horns (okay one can be duck) and rapidly switch hands while spamming the use key to dualhonk
- Ride wheeled chairs with fire extinguishers
- Wear cardboard suit and helmet and be a clownborg, beep boop honk
- Wear a pirate outfit and be a pirateclown, yarr scurvy (+ other outfits and roleplay)
- Bolt open the costume storage for the entire crew to use
- Build a Clown-Mart in the Vacant Office
- Insert donuts into people's pockets
- Attack Heads of Staff with the laser tag gun
- Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
- Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job
- Write obscenities right outside the brig and get dog piled by security
- Hide photocopies of your ass around the station
Power
If the round goes on long enough, someone may be demented fun-loving enough to build to you a H.O.N.K. Mech. This mech even makes squeaky sounds when it moves instead of in addition to those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for EXTREME HONKING! Honk!
Honk
Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off.
Equipment
You get the clown suit with matching squeeky shoes, a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice, a megaphone to be extra obnoxious, a banana, and your slippery PDA. Your PDA can infect people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!
Job Difficulty
Very little, but some people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK!
Tips
- The clown's mask can be used for internals.
- If the clown's PDA cartridge has less than 5 charges (sendable viruses which make someone’s PDA honk every time they push a button) left, someone who isn't the clown can slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that.
- Eating the rainbow crayon completely is impossible. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, for infinity.
- HONK!
- Dye your clown shoes and slip them on someone, they still squeak.
- The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection.
- If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is.
Antagging
Wanna be like Pennywise the Spacing Clown?
As a Traitor Clown, in addition to being funny on the light side, you're also (probably) a murderer and thief on the dark side too! So try to attempt to make people funny, while suddenly you pull out your E-Sword and make the target dead as good as you want it, then slip the police as they chase you and throw them out of the airlock as you see the officer screams, without you hearing it! Remember that the possibilities of being a Traitor Clown. So go and HONK (read: do traitor stuff) as you wish!
Besides all of the above, the Syndicate also trained you to use weapons more properly, instead of shooting right directly at your foot. Plus, you also have a traitor-exclusive item: The Banana Grenade, a super effective weapon against determined Security Officers (who are chasing you) and a lot of victims who are ready to be slipped!