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The '''Clown''' is... Well... <strike>considered as</strike> the funny person aboard the NSS Cyberiad! Their purpose is rather easy to understand but can be hard to achieve in practice. They usually <strike>try to</strike> tell funny jokes or unique puns to lowly assistants at the bar. Another classic clownish activity is to prank crewmembers, especially [[Security Officer|security officers]]. To avoid reprisal such as non-consensual and repeated contacts with a baseball bat, a toolbox or a stunbaton (or the three together), they usually try to look goofy and play dumb by yelling ''"Honk!"'' which can be translated to ''"Officer, it’s not my fault if you walked on the banana peel I inadvertently dropped as you were coming toward me."'' in Galactic common.
The '''Clown''' is the funny person aboard the NSS Cyberiad! Their purpose is rather easy to understand but can be hard to achieve in practice. They usually <strike>try to</strike> tell funny jokes or unique puns to lowly assistants at the bar, or over the radio. Another classic Clown tradition is pranking crewmembers, especially [[Security Officer|security officers]] - though this is often paid in kind with repeated, non-consensual hits to the head with a stunbaton, which is funny to everybody <i>but</i> you.


As a Clown, your behavior revolves around the '''HONK''', a philosophy of life that all clowns in the galaxy endeavour to spread. Try to make the Honk Mother proud of you by making the crew laugh until the end of the shift.  
As a Clown, your behavior revolves around the '''HONK''', a philosophy of life that all clowns in the galaxy endeavor to spread. Try to make the Honk Mother proud of you by making the crew laugh until the end of the shift. Your job is easy - although it comes [[Assistant|with]] [[Security Officer|risks]], and you're expected to do at least a <i>little</i> bit of roleplaying in the form of joke-telling and pleading your case in the inevitability that you get arrested for taking it too far.


Your job is to have fun with people and make them enjoy their shift. Sure, you can be serious during troubles, but keep in mind that you can also try to be funny while helping the [[NSS Cyberiad|station]]. Slipping [[Nuclear Agent|nuclear agents]] during their assault can turn the tide of the battle by leaving them at the mercy of the crew for a few seconds. <strike>You will</strike> Even if you die in the process, your efforts will inspire future generations. Crewmembers will remember you and mourn the loss of a honking good clown.
Your responsibility is to have fun with people and make them enjoy their shift. Sure, you can (and should) be serious during troubles, but keep in mind that you can also try to be funny while being a benefit to the [[NSS Cyberiad|station]]. Slipping [[Nuclear Agent|nuclear agents]] during their assault can turn the tide of the battle by leaving them at the mercy of the crew for a few seconds. Even if you die in the process, your efforts will inspire future generations. Crewmembers will remember you and mourn the loss of a honking good clown.


== <!--[[File:HonkHorn.png|30px]]--> License to HONK (Required Knowledge)==
== License to HONK (Required Knowledge)==
Unless if you're an [[Game Modes|antagonist]], just because you're a clown, '''doesn't mean you can be a dick when pranking other people'''. Ruining someone's day as a non-antag violates Rule # 1 OOCly, so there's a chance you might get robusted, jobbanned or worst.
<b><i>Being a Clown doesn't give you the right to be a dick when pranking other people.</i></b> Ruining someone's day as a non-antag violates [https://www.paradisestation.org/rules/ Rule # 7] OOCly, so there's a chance you might get jobbanned from being a Clown in future, or outright banned entirely.


'''When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, incapacitating, etc.)?"'''
When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, incapacitating, etc.)?"


'''If yes: don't do it. You'll probably get robusted, arrested and probably banned.'''
'''If yes: don't do it.''' You'll probably get robusted, arrested and very likely banned.


'''If no: you're probably fine.'''
'''If no: you're probably fine''', but if you have an elaborate scheme in mind that might need additional approval - talk to the admins.


== [[File:HonkHorn.png|60px]] Pranks ==
 
[[File:HonkHorn.png|400px|right]]
== [[File:banana_peel.png]] Pranking and Gear ==
This is where the [[The_Griffin|bad clowns]] are separated from the real ones! Pranks can range from anything from harmless honks to the head to throwing random banana peels (usually people hate you for this most of all) all over the hallways, or even spamming prayers to the Honkmother for a H.O.N.K.-mech because [[Roboticist|those assholes]] don't have bananium so they could make you one.
 
Pranking others is where the [[The_Griffin|bad clowns]] are separated from the real ones! Pranks can range from anything from harmless honks to the head to throwing random banana peels all over the hallways and being a general - but most importantly, harmless - nuisance.


If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew:
If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew:
* Tell bad jokes and puns nonstop
* Tell bad jokes and puns nonstop
* Hold two horns (okay one can be duck) and rapidly switch hands while spamming the use key to dualhonk
* Dual-wield horns (or one horn, one duck) and rapidly switch hands while spamming the use key to dualhonk
* Ride wheeled chairs with fire extinguishers
* Ride wheelchairs with fire extinguishers - time it to slam into a closing door for additional crew amusement
* Wear cardboard suit and helmet and be a clownborg, beep boop honk
* Wear cardboard suit and helmet and be a clownborg, beep boop honk
* Wear a pirate outfit and be a pirateclown, yarr scurvy (+ other outfits and roleplay)
* Dress up in fun costumes! Who says you have to look like a creepy, overweight serial killer the entire shift?
* Bolt open the costume storage for the entire crew to use
* Order absurd or disturbing things for the crew under the guise of running an errand for them
* Build a Clown-Mart in the [[Vacant Office]]
* Build a Clown-Mart in the [[Vacant Office]]
* Create funky bases in the maintenance tunnels
* Insert donuts into people's pockets
* Insert donuts into people's pockets
* Attack Heads of Staff with the laser tag gun
* Attack Heads of Staff with the laser tag gun
* Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
* Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
* Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job
* Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job (so long as it doesn't get in the way of people actually working)
* Write obscenities right outside the brig and get dog piled by security
* Write obscenities right outside the [[Security|Brig]] and watch the [[Internal Affairs|paperwork]] [[Magistrate|monkeys]] froth at the mouth
* Hide photocopies of your ass around the station
* Hide photocopies of your ass around the station
* Decorate the station!
=== [[File:clownmask.png]] Equipment ===
As a female clown, you join or start your shift wearing a [[File:sexyclown.png|32px]] sexy clown mask and a [[File:sexyclownsuit.png|32px]] sexy clown suit.
As a male clown, you join or start your shift wearing the classic [[File:clownmask.png|32px]] mask and [[File:clownsuit.png|32px]] suit.
Both genders join or start the shift wearing the [[File:shoesclown.png|32px]] clown shoes.
Regardless of gender and whether you start in your office or you hop onto the station as a late joiner, you spawn with your trusty [[file:clownpack.png|32px]] Giggles Von Honkerton; a backpack <strike>horrifically</strike> designed to match your <strike>awful, awful</strike> wonderful fashion sense.
By default, Giggles contains:


=== [[File:HonkHorn.png|60px]] Power ===
* [[file:box_civ.png|32px]] Your standard emergency supply box
If the round goes on long enough, [[Roboticist|someone]] may be <strike>demented</strike> fun-loving enough to build to you a H.O.N.K. Mech. This mech even makes squeaky sounds when it moves <strike>instead of</strike> in addition to those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for '''EXTREME HONKING!''' Honk!
* [[file:banana.png|32px]] A banana. A good source of potassium, and weapon of mass destruction
* [[file:stamp-clown.png|32px]] Your rubber stamp. Use it on paper or people to make your mark
* [[file:crayonbox-full.png|32px]] A box of colored crayons.
* [[file:jollyjug.png|32px]] Your jolly jug! Holds 100 units of banana juice
* [[file:gildedhorn.png|32px]] A gilded bike horn. Works like any other instrument
* [[file:Sunflower.png|32px]] A water flower
* [[file:crayon-rainbow.png|32px]] A rainbow crayon! Smells like candy!


=== [[File:HonkHorn.png|60px]] Honk ===
=== [[File:HONK_MECH.png|64px]] Unlimited Power ===
Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off.


=== [[File:HonkHorn.png|60px]] Equipment ===
If the stars align, [[Roboticist|someone]] may be <strike>demented</strike> fun-loving enough to build to you a H.O.N.K. Mech. This behemoth even makes squeaky sounds when it moves, in addition to the awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to install the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' for '''EXTREME HONKING!'''
You get the clown suit with matching squeeky shoes, a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice,  a banana, and your slippery [[PDA]]. Your PDA can infect people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!
Just keep in mind that Security will very likely jump the gun and blast your fun to pieces with an ion rifle or EMP grenade if you abuse your gift too much.


=== [[File:HonkHorn.png|60px]] Job Difficulty ===
Very little, but some people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK!


==[[File:HonkHorn.png]][[File:HonkHorn.png]][[File:HonkHorn.png]] Tips==
==[[File:HonkHorn.png|32px]] Tips [[File:HonkHorn.png|32px]] ==
* The clown's mask can be used for internals.
* The clown mask can be used for internals.
* If the clown's PDA cartridge has less than 5 charges (sendable viruses which make someone’s PDA honk every time they push a button) left, someone who isn't the clown can slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that.
* If your PDA cartridge (sends a virus that makes your target's PDA honk) has less than 5 charges left, make somebody slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that.
* Eating the rainbow crayon completely is impossible. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, for infinity.
* The rainbow crayon never ends. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, infinitely.
* [http://aberrantkenosis.bandcamp.com/album/the-bike-horn-collection-volume-1 HONK!]
* [http://aberrantkenosis.bandcamp.com/album/the-bike-horn-collection-volume-1 Required listening for any clown!]
* Dye your clown shoes and slip them on someone, they still squeak.
* Don't like the look of your clown shoes, or want to subtly mess with someone else? Put them in a washing machine with a crayon - they'll look like normal shoes, but act like yours.
* The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection.
* The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time at a surprising range (3 tiles). Make of that what you will.  
* If somebody is chasing you and you haven't <strike>emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is</strike> One unit doesn't make a floor slippery, You can, however, <strike>STEAL</strike> borrow a spray of Plant B-gone from botany (or make one yourself from the bio-generator in the garden), Space cleaner in medbay, Also, Space Lube is the real deal when it comes to slipping, you may want to strike deals with the chemists, just remember it's against -God Forbid- Service SOP.
* If you want to slip people at terminal velocity, Space Lube is your best friend. You can nag a Chemist or Scientist for some, but don't be surprised if you get beaten to death by the entire crew for your actions.


== [[File:HonkHorn.png]] Antagging ==
== [[File:SyndicateBalloon.png]] Antagging ==
Wanna be like Pennywise the Spacing Clown?
We all float down here, Georgie.


As a '''Traitor''' Clown, in addition to being funny on the light side, you're also (probably) a murderer and thief on the dark side too! So try to attempt to make people funny, while suddenly you pull out your E-Sword and make the target dead as good as you want it, then slip the police as they chase you and throw them out of the airlock as you see the officer screams, without you hearing it! Remember that the possibilities of being a Traitor Clown are quite endless. So go grab yourself a banana peel and HONK (read: do traitor stuff) as you wish!
Given your status amongst the crew as a nuisance to be avoided or ignored entirely, you have one of the best covers for your [[Changeling|nefarious]] [[Traitor|deeds]]. Nobody will care where you are or what you're doing, so long as you keep out of reach of Security, meaning you can fulfill your objectives without needing to worry about responsibilities on the station.


Besides all of the above, the Syndicate also trained you to use weapons more properly, instead of shooting right directly at your foot. Plus, you also have a traitor-exclusive item: The [[Syndicate Items#Clown|Banana Grenade]], a super effective weapon against determined Security Officers (who are chasing you) and a lot of victims who are ready to be slipped!
With that in mind, you also have one very special tool in your arsenal: the [[Syndicate Items#Clown|Banana Grenade]], a non-lethal but absolutely chaotic weapon of choice for any clown that wants to make a <i>slick</i> getaway.


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| [[Warden|Abuses-His-Gloves]] • [[Security Officer|Redtider Goon]] • [[Security Pod Pilot|DAAAAANGER ZONE]] • [[Detective|Needs a laugh]]  • [[Brig Physician|Prolongs torture]]
| [[Warden|Abuses-His-Gloves]] • [[Security Officer|Redtider Goon]] • [[Security Pod Pilot|DANGER ZONE]] • [[Detective|Needs a Laugh]]  • [[Brig Physician|Prolongs Torture]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #FF9D00;" | Yellow Glove Tribals
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| [[Station Engineer|Glove Dispenser]] • [[Mechanic|Space Pod To-Go!]] • [[Atmospheric Technician|Insane Axe-wielder]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #2A9633;" |The Barnyard
| [[Medical Doctor|Quack]] • [[Paramedic|Taxi Man]] • [[Chemist|The Lube Source]] • [[Geneticist|GIB HALK PLZ?!]] • [[Virologist|Pierrot's Throat]] • [[Psychologist|LEAVE ME ALONE]] • [[Coroner|Funny guy]]
| [[Medical Doctor|Quack]] • [[Paramedic|Taxi Man]] • [[Chemist|The Lube Source]] • [[Geneticist|GIB HALK PLZ?!]] • [[Virologist|Pierrot's Throat]] • [[Psychologist|LEAVE ME ALONE]] • [[Coroner|Funny Guy]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #BBA0DD;" | The Gaping Hole in the station
| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #BBA0DD;" | The Gaping Hole in the station
| [[Scientist|Nerd/Mauled/Bits on the floor/Closing shutters]] • [[Roboticist|TOBE YO GUNDAMU]]  
| [[Scientist|Nerd]] • [[Roboticist|TOBE YO GUNDAMU]]  
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #E0BE00;" | Hats and Guns
| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #E0BE00;" | Hats and Guns
| [[Quartermaster|Pretends to be needed]] • [[Cargo Technician|Bribe to order hats]] • [[Shaft Miner|Bringers of Bananium]]
| [[Quartermaster|The Wrangler]] • [[Cargo Technician|Ministry of Funny Hats]] • [[Shaft Miner|Bringers of Bananium]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #C66B2D;" | Dysfunctional In-laws
| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #C66B2D;" | Dysfunctional In-laws
| [[Janitor|Enabler]] • [[Chef|Knife]] • [[Bartender|Gun]] • [[Botanist|Passes Peels]] • [[Barber|<s>The only person more useless than the Clown</s> Slip for a razor!]] • [[Clown|The best, and the only, honkmaster of pranks, the derogatory complainer himself, The Clown]] • [[Mime|The Greatest Enemy, or Greatest Friendemy]] • [[Chaplain|Honkmother Communer]] • [[Librarian|GET OUT!]]
| [[Janitor|Enabler]] • [[Chef|Knife]] • [[Bartender|Gun]] • [[Botanist|Passes Peels]] • [[Barber|Free Razor]] • [[Clown|Son of Honk Mother]] • [[Mime|The Greatest Enemy, or Best Frienemy]] • [[Chaplain|Honk Mother Communer]] • [[Librarian|GET OUT!]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #777777;" | The Gang
| [[Civilian|Hobos]] • [[Ghost|Salt Shakers from The Veil]] • [[Animal|<s>Cheese</s> Canon Fodder]] • [[Golem|Not funny]]
| [[Civilian|Hobos]] • [[Ghost|Salt Shakers from The Veil]] • [[Animal|<s>Cheese</s> Cannon Fodder]] • [[Golem|Stone Cold]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: red; background-color: black;" | The Critics
| [[Traitor|Slips]] • [[Guardian|Best Friend]] • [[Changeling|DNA Gourmet]] • [[Nuclear Agent|Still slips]] • [[Xenomorph|Party Poppers]] • [[Wizard|Wiznerd]] • [[Cultist|Emos]] • [[Construct|Flying Bricks]] • [[Shadowling|Basement Dweller]] • [[Vampire|Dislikes Banana Juice]] • [[Vox Raider|12 stools for Nuke, yaya?]] • [[Cortical Borer|Free Overdose]] • [[Revenant|IPC Fireworks]] • [[Blob|The Meat Grinder]] • [[SIT|Explosive Pizza Express Deliverers]] • [[Terror Spider|Still not funny]] • [[Abductors|Ayylmaos]] • [[Swarmer|Ate your statue]]
| [[Traitor|Slips]] • [[Guardian|Best Friend]] • [[Changeling|DNA Gourmet]] • [[Nuclear Agent|Still Slips]] • [[Xenomorph|Party Poppers]] • [[Wizard|Wiznerd]] • [[Cultist|Emos]] • [[Construct|Flying Bricks]] • [[Shadowling|Basement Dweller]] • [[Vampire|Dislikes Banana Juice]] • [[Vox Raider|Birdbrains]] • [[Cortical Borer|Free Fliptonium]] • [[Revenant|IPC Fireworks]] • [[Blob|The Meat Grinder]] • [[SIT|Nuke Inspectors]] • [[Terror Spider|8-Legged Yikes]] • [[Abductors|Ayylmaos]] • [[Swarmer|Statue Defilers]]
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| style="font-weight: bold; color: white; background-color: #464489;" | "Special"
| [[Central Command Officer|Greater Comdoms]] • [[Emergency Response Team|The Untalented Troupe]] • [[Death squad|Pranked Squad Commando]] • [[Space Ninja|90-year old man in suit slipped by clown and beaten to death! LIVE!]] • [[Honk Squad|Brethren Goofs]] • [[Super Heroes|Cosplayers]] • [[Highlander / There Can Only Be One|Murderboned and boned]]
| [[Central Command Officer|Greater Comdoms]] • [[Emergency Response Team|The Untalented Troupe]] • [[Honk Squad|Brethren Goofs]] • [[Super Heroes|Cosplayers]]  
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SERVICE

Generic clown.png
Clown

Superiors: Head of Personnel, The Honkmother
Difficulty: HONK (Easy-Hard)
Guides: Standard Operating Procedure
Access: Clown Office
Duties: Honk. Play pranks. Entertain the crew. Become the Security's exclusive punching bag. Pester the roboticist for a HONK mech.


Service Department


The Clown is the funny person aboard the NSS Cyberiad! Their purpose is rather easy to understand but can be hard to achieve in practice. They usually try to tell funny jokes or unique puns to lowly assistants at the bar, or over the radio. Another classic Clown tradition is pranking crewmembers, especially security officers - though this is often paid in kind with repeated, non-consensual hits to the head with a stunbaton, which is funny to everybody but you.

As a Clown, your behavior revolves around the HONK, a philosophy of life that all clowns in the galaxy endeavor to spread. Try to make the Honk Mother proud of you by making the crew laugh until the end of the shift. Your job is easy - although it comes with risks, and you're expected to do at least a little bit of roleplaying in the form of joke-telling and pleading your case in the inevitability that you get arrested for taking it too far.

Your responsibility is to have fun with people and make them enjoy their shift. Sure, you can (and should) be serious during troubles, but keep in mind that you can also try to be funny while being a benefit to the station. Slipping nuclear agents during their assault can turn the tide of the battle by leaving them at the mercy of the crew for a few seconds. Even if you die in the process, your efforts will inspire future generations. Crewmembers will remember you and mourn the loss of a honking good clown.

License to HONK (Required Knowledge)

Being a Clown doesn't give you the right to be a dick when pranking other people. Ruining someone's day as a non-antag violates Rule # 7 OOCly, so there's a chance you might get jobbanned from being a Clown in future, or outright banned entirely.

When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, incapacitating, etc.)?"

If yes: don't do it. You'll probably get robusted, arrested and very likely banned.

If no: you're probably fine, but if you have an elaborate scheme in mind that might need additional approval - talk to the admins.


Banana peel.png Pranking and Gear

Pranking others is where the bad clowns are separated from the real ones! Pranks can range from anything from harmless honks to the head to throwing random banana peels all over the hallways and being a general - but most importantly, harmless - nuisance.

If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew:

  • Tell bad jokes and puns nonstop
  • Dual-wield horns (or one horn, one duck) and rapidly switch hands while spamming the use key to dualhonk
  • Ride wheelchairs with fire extinguishers - time it to slam into a closing door for additional crew amusement
  • Wear cardboard suit and helmet and be a clownborg, beep boop honk
  • Dress up in fun costumes! Who says you have to look like a creepy, overweight serial killer the entire shift?
  • Order absurd or disturbing things for the crew under the guise of running an errand for them
  • Build a Clown-Mart in the Vacant Office
  • Create funky bases in the maintenance tunnels
  • Insert donuts into people's pockets
  • Attack Heads of Staff with the laser tag gun
  • Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
  • Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job (so long as it doesn't get in the way of people actually working)
  • Write obscenities right outside the Brig and watch the paperwork monkeys froth at the mouth
  • Hide photocopies of your ass around the station
  • Decorate the station!


Clownmask.png Equipment

As a female clown, you join or start your shift wearing a Sexyclown.png sexy clown mask and a Sexyclownsuit.png sexy clown suit.

As a male clown, you join or start your shift wearing the classic Clownmask.png mask and Clownsuit.png suit.

Both genders join or start the shift wearing the Shoesclown.png clown shoes.

Regardless of gender and whether you start in your office or you hop onto the station as a late joiner, you spawn with your trusty Clownpack.png Giggles Von Honkerton; a backpack horrifically designed to match your awful, awful wonderful fashion sense.

By default, Giggles contains:

  • File:Box civ.png Your standard emergency supply box
  • Banana.png A banana. A good source of potassium, and weapon of mass destruction
  • Stamp-clown.png Your rubber stamp. Use it on paper or people to make your mark
  • Crayonbox-full.png A box of colored crayons.
  • Jollyjug.png Your jolly jug! Holds 100 units of banana juice
  • Gildedhorn.png A gilded bike horn. Works like any other instrument
  • Sunflower.png A water flower
  • Crayon-rainbow.png A rainbow crayon! Smells like candy!

HONK MECH.png Unlimited Power

If the stars align, someone may be demented fun-loving enough to build to you a H.O.N.K. Mech. This behemoth even makes squeaky sounds when it moves, in addition to the awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to install the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' for EXTREME HONKING! Just keep in mind that Security will very likely jump the gun and blast your fun to pieces with an ion rifle or EMP grenade if you abuse your gift too much.


HonkHorn.png Tips HonkHorn.png

  • The clown mask can be used for internals.
  • If your PDA cartridge (sends a virus that makes your target's PDA honk) has less than 5 charges left, make somebody slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that.
  • The rainbow crayon never ends. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, infinitely.
  • Required listening for any clown!
  • Don't like the look of your clown shoes, or want to subtly mess with someone else? Put them in a washing machine with a crayon - they'll look like normal shoes, but act like yours.
  • The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time at a surprising range (3 tiles). Make of that what you will.
  • If you want to slip people at terminal velocity, Space Lube is your best friend. You can nag a Chemist or Scientist for some, but don't be surprised if you get beaten to death by the entire crew for your actions.

SyndicateBalloon.png Antagging

We all float down here, Georgie.

Given your status amongst the crew as a nuisance to be avoided or ignored entirely, you have one of the best covers for your nefarious deeds. Nobody will care where you are or what you're doing, so long as you keep out of reach of Security, meaning you can fulfill your objectives without needing to worry about responsibilities on the station.

With that in mind, you also have one very special tool in your arsenal: the Banana Grenade, a non-lethal but absolutely chaotic weapon of choice for any clown that wants to make a slick getaway.

The Honk List
Skippers Comdom-in-Chief • Mr. All-Access • Head of No-Fun • Leader of Yellow Gloves • Nerdo Supreme • Mr. Sawbones' Wild Ride
Audience VIPs Paper Bin • Goose Chaser
(Il)Legal Complaint Box • Cool Dumb Wig
Fun Police Abuses-His-Gloves • Redtider Goon • DANGER ZONE • Needs a Laugh • Prolongs Torture
Yellow Glove Tribals Glove Dispenser • Space Pod To-Go! • Insane Axe-wielder
The Barnyard Quack • Taxi Man • The Lube Source • GIB HALK PLZ?! • Pierrot's Throat • LEAVE ME ALONE • Funny Guy
The Gaping Hole in the station Nerd • TOBE YO GUNDAMU
Hats and Guns The Wrangler • Ministry of Funny Hats • Bringers of Bananium
Dysfunctional In-laws Enabler • Knife • Gun • Passes Peels • Free Razor • Son of Honk Mother • The Greatest Enemy, or Best Frienemy • Honk Mother Communer • GET OUT!
The Gang Hobos • Salt Shakers from The Veil • Cheese Cannon Fodder • Stone Cold
Enablers Doorknob • Needs Honk Module • Talk-Box
The Critics Slips • Best Friend • DNA Gourmet • Still Slips • Party Poppers • Wiznerd • Emos • Flying Bricks • Basement Dweller • Dislikes Banana Juice • Birdbrains • Free Fliptonium • IPC Fireworks • The Meat Grinder • Nuke Inspectors • 8-Legged Yikes • Ayylmaos • Statue Defilers
"Special" Greater Comdoms • The Untalented Troupe • Brethren Goofs • Cosplayers
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